[by:可可英语～m.moreplr.com]
[00:00:01]What are you doing? Nothing.  I was just getting some lint off for you. 
你干嘛？ 没什么，帮你捡线头
[00:14:22]You were going for a feelski! All right, I' m sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already...
你偷袭我胸部  对不起，但我们已经这样23次了……
[00:21:12]...and they're getting blue. I know. I know. I mean, I really don't know. 
我快憋坏了  我知道  我是说，我不知道
[00:29:18]For me, it still feels like the first time. Okay, let's average it out then. 
对我而言，这感觉还是第一次  那我们算平均值好了
[00:34:24]It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you.  That's about our 12th time.  Yeah?
这是我第23次，你第一次  那就算是我们的第12次 -是吗？
[00:39:24]Now, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date... I' m entitled to unlimited boob access.
夏威夷法律规定约会12次后…… 我有权任意袭胸
[00:39:39]Why didn't I meet you one day before the accident?  You say that all the time. 
我出事前一天能认识你就好了  你老爱说这句话
[00:45:20]You want to meet a friend of mine?  All right. 
要不要去见我一个朋友？ 好了
[00:55:17]Jocko, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Jocko. Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you.
这是露西，这是肥仔  谢谢你，真是幸会
[01:04:31]He is awesome! He is so smart. Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready? 
他真棒！他好聪明  你看着 肥仔，水壶烧好水会怎样？
[01:09:25]Very good.  Can I ask him a question? Go ahead. Jocko...
很好  我能问他问题吗？ 问吧  肥仔……
[01:19:19]...do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship... to the next level  You sure about that? 
你想亨利和我……可以有进一步的关系了吗？ 你确定？
[01:27:57]Do you think I should bring him into the other room... and take advantage of him?  I saw that hand gesture. 
你想我该带他进房间……让他占我便宜？ 我看到暗号了
[01:38:37]- And I' m glad you did it. - Really?  - Use that. - Oh, wow. Look!  - Yeah. - They're...
-我很高兴 -真的？ -用那个 -你看！ -是啊 -他们……
[01:43:35]They're nodding in approval, I hope. They like you. Let me get them out of there. 
他们在点头 希望是表示满意  他们很喜欢你，我叫他们走开
[01:51:10]Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry.  - Oh, they're very nice, though. - Yeah, so are you. - Thank you. - My pleasure. 
哼哈双豚，去别的地方吧  -他们很好心 -你也是   -谢谢 -我的荣幸
[01:53:49]Let me get you down slow. All right, I just wrote this, so go easy on me.
我慢慢的让你躺下  我刚写下这首歌，别太挑剔
[01:54:28]The Hukilau was the place  Where I first saw your face  We liked each other right away
地点就是小吃店  我初次与你相遇  你我立即相倾心
[02:14:51]But you didn't remember me The very next day Forgetful Lucy  Has got a nice caboose-y  I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat 
但你隔天就忘了我  善忘的露西  前凸后翘好身材  我曾骗你停车跟你搭讪
[02:19:39]But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat And we drove up to see Dr. Keats  And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets
但我最爱的时刻 却是你海扁芭乐那一次  还有我们去看医生 发现了道格的秘密
[02:21:18]Forgetful Lucy  Cracked her head like Gary Busey  But I still love her so  Even if while I'm singing this song  She's wishing I had Jocko the Walus' schlong 
善忘的露西  脑袋天天重开机  但我还是深爱她  永远不会离开她  就在我唱歌的当下  她还希望我跟胖仔一样猛
[02:26:13]Forgetful Lucy  Her lips are so damn juicy  How about another first kiss
善忘的露西  她的唇儿甜如蜜  再来一次初吻吧
[02:54:15]Can't fall asleep. I'm not sleeping. I'm just closing my eyes. 
睡不着  我没睡  我只是闭个眼
[03:26:04]Well, I' m gonna go downstairs then. No, no. I' m just resting. Lucy. Yeah.  Will you marry me?  Of course.  Good.
那我下楼去吧  不要，我只是在休息  露西  什么事？ 你愿意嫁给我吗？当然愿意  好