[by:可可英语～m.moreplr.com]
[00:00:26]Hello?  Hey, it's me.  It's Chandler! Are you OK?
喂？  嗨，是我。  是Chandler！你还好吧？
[00:04:30]Yeah, I'm fine. I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Gdcr.
是的，我很好。我被关在取款机室里，和Jill Gdcr。
[00:13:48]What?  I'm trapped... in an ATM vestibule... with Jill Gdcr!
什么？  我被关在……取款机室……和Jill Gdcr！
[00:23:01]I have no idea what you just said.  Put Joey on the phone.  What's up man?
我搞不懂你在说什么。  让Joey接电话。  怎么了伙计？
[00:33:55]I'm trapped... in an ATM vestibule... with JLL GDCR.
我被关在……取款机室……和JLL GDCR……
[00:40:05]Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Chandler, listen. 
哦我的天！他被关在取款机室了，和Jill Goodacre在一起！Chandler，听着。
[00:56:39]Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.
是，你以为我没那么想过。
[01:03:02]Alright, somebody.  OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table.
好吧，谁先。  好，我来。好，大四的时候……在台球桌上。
[01:10:34]Whoooaa!  That's my sister.
哇！  这就是我妹妹。
[01:11:48]OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York City public library.
好……我最怪的地方应该就是……纽约市立图书馆二楼的女洗手间。
[01:22:16]Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?  Pheebs, what about you?
哦我的天！你去图书馆做什么？  Pheebs，你呢？
[01:36:57]Oh... Milwaukee. It's a really wired place.  Um... Ross?
哦……Milwaukee。真是一个奇怪的地方。  恩……Ross？
[01:43:25]Disneyland, 1989, "It's a Small World After All."  No way!
迪斯尼公园，1989年，“小世界”  不会吧！
[01:50:34]The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
船坏了，所以，Carol和我走到几个荷兰机器小孩后面…… 然后他们修好了船，而我们被告之不准再去奇幻王国。
[01:59:10]Oh, Rachel.  Oh come on, I already went.  You did not go!  Come on...
哦，Rachel。  哦别这样，我都说过了。  你没有！ 说吧。
[02:05:25]Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... oh, the foot of the bed.
哦，好吧。最怪的地方应该就是……哦，床脚。
[02:13:38]Step back.  We have a winner!
大家退后。  现在有胜利者了！
[02:23:12]This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. Spooky.
这就是冰箱关上时候的样子。恐怖。
[02:36:30]Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike ...soup.
有人饿了吗？我们有Klondike……汤
[02:42:13]I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion. You know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
我从来没拥有过那种激情似火的感情。你知道的，就是你和某个人在主题公园中央那样。
[02:48:31]Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.
恩，如果不排队的话就只能做那个了。
[02:54:53]There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
是那样吗，恩，是吗？Barry甚至在打迷你高尔夫球的时候都不会吻我。
[02:59:43]Come on.  No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
不会吧。  不会，他说我们挡到后面的人了。
[03:05:28]And you didn't marry him because...?
而你不和他结婚就是因为……？
[03:09:01]I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of...
我的意思是，你会不会认为有的人一辈子都从来不会有那种……
[03:13:17]Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.  Yeah right.
也许吧。不过你要知道，我告诉你一件事。对于激情你估计过高了。  是啊。
[03:15:41]It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security. And... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism.
就是这样。最终，激情可以说……会燃烧殆尽。但是希望留给你们的是信任和安全。还有，嗯，在我和我前妻的这个事情中，还留下了女同性恋关系。
[03:24:14]So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
所以，要知道，对于那些错过了激情……之类的人来说，会有很多其他美好的东西。
[03:30:37]OK.  But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.  You don't.
好吧。  不过，恩……我不认为你会那样。  你不这么认为。
[03:37:07]Uh-uh. See, I see.... big passion in your future.  Really?  Mmmm.
呃-呃，恩，我看到……你的未来有非常大的激情。  真的？  恩。
[03:41:13]You do?  I do.  Oh Ross, you're so great. 
你确定？  确定一定以及肯定。  哦，Ross，你太好了。