Teacher: Which is the longest river in the world?
Student: The Nile.
Teacher: Which is the biggest ocean in the world?
Student: The Pacific Ocean.
Teacher: Which is the best school in the village?
Student: But...this is the only school in the village, sir.
Teacher: I know.

世界上最长的河流
老师：世界上最长的河流是哪一条?
学生：尼罗河。
老师：世界上最大的海洋是哪一个?
学生：太平洋。
老师：本村最好的学校是哪一所?
学生；但是……老师，本校是村里唯一的一所学校啊。
老师：我知道。
song3
Stoney
I've known her since we both were kids. I
recall the silly things we did. She would want
to ride up on my back to keep from stepping
on a crack. I didn't think of it back then, but
even when she did not win, she was happy
just to play. Stoney liked to live out every day
Stoney, happy all the time. Stoney, life is
summertime. The joy you find in living every
day. Stoney, how I love your simple ways.
The times when no one understood, seems
that Stoney always would. We'd walk for
hours in the sand. She would always try to
hold my hand.
Now I don't recollect the time I fell in Iove
with this old friend of mine, or when I first
saw in her eyes what she tried so not to hide.
歌曲3

史东妮
我和史东妮自孩提时代就相识了。我还记得那时我们常做的一些傻事。她总是想要骑在我背上，以免踩在路砖之间的裂缝。
当时我根本没有想到她骑在我背上的事情。但是，即使她游戏玩输了，她也不会介意，只要能够争加她就很高兴了。史东妮希望每天都过得非常愉快。
史东妮，你始终很快乐。你的人生有如夏日时光般地美好。
你每天都能在生活中找到乐趣。史东妮，我真的好喜欢你那单纯的个性。我常常觉得没有人了解找，但史东妮似乎总能了解找。
我们在沙滩上经常一走就是好几个小时，她总是想要握我的手。
我不记得何时已爱上我这位儿时玩伴，也想不起何时我第一次在她眼里看见她不想隐藏的感情。