美剧随身听之老爸老妈的浪漫史 第7篇

[00:01.00]I'm sorry, Lily.
[00:02.23]I'm so sorry. Take us to the hospital.
[00:04.63]Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you hit her?
[00:09.00]Hit me? Please.
[00:10.61]This guy can barely even spank me in bed for fun.
[00:13.54]He's all, like, "Oh, honey, did that hurt?"
[00:16.31]And I'm, like, "Come on, let me have you, you pansy."
[00:19.98]-Wow, a complete stranger. -No, no, no, it's okay. Go on.
[00:24.29]So, these spankings,
[00:25.85]are you in pajamas or au natural?
[00:30.39]-So what do you do? -I'm a reporter for Metro News 1.
[00:33.06]-Oh. -Well, kind of a reporter.
[00:35.63]I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news.
[00:38.20]You know, like, "Monkey who can play the ukulele."
[00:42.54]But I'm hoping to get some bigger stories soon.
[00:44.71]Bigger, like, "Gorilla with an upright bass?"
[00:47.91]Sorry. You're really pretty.