Turkey and football
火鸡与足球

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line! When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!! You made the team and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey shouted, "I want to know if I’ll be playing Thanksgiving Day?!!"

足球队结束了一天的训练，这时一只火鸡来到场地上。在球员们惊异的注视之下，它走到主教练面前要求一次试训的机会。火鸡过了一个又一个人突破了整条后防线，而每个人都是在那静静的看着。当火鸡回到边线的地方，教练喊道，“太出色了！你是我们的一员了，我要给你一个大大的奖励。”“奖励就算了吧，”火鸡喊道，“我想知道是否可以在感恩节的时候上场！”