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Honesty
A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place...
Man:What's the problem,officer?
Officer:You were going at least 75in a 55zone.
Man:No,sir,I was going 65.
Wife:Oh,Harry.You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer:I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight.
Man:Broken taillight?I didn't know about a broken taillight.
Wife:Oh Harry,you've known about that tail for weeks.(Man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer:I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man:Oh,I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife:Oh,Harry,you never wear your seat belt.
Man:Shut your dang mouth.
Officer:(Turns to the woman):Ma ' am,does your husband talk to you this way all the time?
Wife:No,only when he's drunk.
