probably be very interesting to you
很感兴趣
The problem is it takes kind of
问题在于它需要
an English literature departure point like Malory
一个类似马洛里的英国文学的出发点
You know, they were for Mallory, but that's garbage
你知道的,它是由马洛里改编的
You know
但那都是垃圾,你知道的
Malory just kinda puts together what a lot of people did for him, and then stuff
马洛里只是把别人所做的东西拼凑起来
died out, and people came back
等东西消失了,人们回来了
who couldn't speak anything but English and found Malory
人们只会说英语,只能去看马洛里的东西
I'm not saying Mallory's not important
我不是在说马洛里不重要
but he's only one of many people but this is good
但是他只是很多人中的一个,但这没什么不好
You won't believe this but I conned some people out
你也许不相信,但我排除了一部分人
to giving me some money to buy me a genuine suit of armor
给我一些钱去买一副真正的盔甲
A real suit of armor
真正的盔甲
Hand-made
手工的
There is one armorer the German word is Platno
有一个做盔甲的人,在德语里叫普拉图
in the Americas who is guild-trained in Germany
他在美洲,不过是在德国受的训练
This guy's an interseting story, and he has a website
这个人有个很有趣的故事,而且还有个网站
One word: carlofgermany com
地址是carlofgermany com
He has a website
他有一个网站
He actually find my suit of armor is on his website,
他真的在他的网站上找到了我要的盔甲
but it's we'll have an armor day where volunteers can try,
我们有一个盔甲日,志愿者们可以试穿
not if you want
当然如果你不愿意的话也可以不试
I tell you I'm gonna go buy about 20 pairs of cotton gloves
我要买将近20双棉手套
though because I just got through polishing it
因为我刚刚完成了盔甲的抛光
I think I wanna apply to get a graduate assistant to be my squire and polish
我觉得我想申请一个研究生助理
the armor
当我的侍从并给我的盔甲抛光
Some of you might be disappointed because it's not shining armor, but
你们中的一些人可能会失望,因为它并不是闪亮的盔甲
shining armor really comes very very much at the end
但是最后它真的已经很接近闪亮了
This is parade armore, it's 16 gauge
它是一个游行用的盔甲,是16码
It it's it's really neat
它非常整洁
He lives in my office
放在我的办公室里
His name is Arnold
它的名字是阿诺德
And the reason his name is Arnold
至于我为什么叫它阿诺德
I just picked him about 6 months ago
我是在6个月之前选中了它
and my daughters were both here for Christmas
我的两个女儿也在这儿过圣诞节
and so of course I had to put him on
所以我当然要把它穿上
And once you get Arnold on, you feel all pumped up
你一旦把阿诺德穿上,就觉得自己精力无穷
And so, you all start posing and stuff so his name became Arnold from Arnold
所以,你开始摆各种姿势,然后它的名字
Schwarzenegger
从阿诺德直到施瓦辛格
But it's very interesting because I do have a documentary
有趣的是,我有一个历史频道的纪录片
from History Channel Knights and Armor,
骑士与铠甲
and History of Knights to a large extent is the history of armor
在很大一定程度上,骑士历史就是铠甲历史