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I'm very excited. I'm as excited as that page boy that was holding Megan Markle's train.
我很开心 就跟那个托着梅根·马克尔的裙裾的花童一样开心
He was excited. Anyway, I want to talk about something right now.
他很激动 总之 我想说点事
I want to talk about Hollywood royalty.
我想聊聊好莱坞皇室
Recently, scientists have discovered a water beetle, and they named it after my friend Leonardo DiCaprio.
最近 科学家发现了一个龙虱 他们用我朋友Leonardo DiCaprio的名字给它命名
And they have named it-- I'm going to try to pronounce this name.
他们把它叫做 我要试着发一下这个音
It's grouvelinus leonardodicaprioi.
是grouvelinus leonardodicaprioi
Anyway, I call it Yanni. Anyway--
管它呢 我把它叫做Yanni 总之
Here's what the beetle looks like. It's a handsome beetle.
这个虫子长这样 还挺好看的
It has six legs, just like Leo. And--
它有6条腿 就像Leo一样 而且
--the beetle loves to go to clubs.
这个虫子喜欢参加俱乐部
Here's a picture of it at a club. Look.
这是它在俱乐部的一张照片
He's a real ladies beetle is what he is.
它是个很受女性欢迎的虫子
I don't know why they named the beetle after Leonardo.
我不知道他们为什么用Leonardo给它命名
But I looked it up, and it's pretty common for scientists to actually to name insects after celebrities.
不过我查了一下 发现科学家经常用名人的名字给昆虫命名
For instance-- and this is all true-- Kate Winslet-- this is a Kate Winslet beetle.
比如 这都是真的 Kate Winsle 这个是Kate Winsle甲虫
And that's really a beautiful beetle. Here they are together.
这个虫子真漂亮 这是它俩在一起
Yeah. Yeah. Spoiler alert, that beetle dies at the end.
嗯 对 剧透预警 那只虫子最后死了
They-- Aw! And then they sing "my dorsal vessel chamber will go on." And--
它们 嗷 它们唱着“我的背血管腔永盛不衰”
Oh, scientists. Anyway, here's a horsefly named after Beyonce.
哦 科学家们啊 总之呢 这是个用Beyonce命名的马蝇
If you like it, then you should've put a sting on it.
如果你喜欢 你应该刺它一下
I found one-- an insect named after me.
我发现 一只用我的名字命名的昆虫
Guess what kind of insect they named after me?
猜猜他们用我的名字给什么昆虫命名？
Guess. Guess. Somebody guess. Anybody?
猜一下 猜猜 你们猜一下啊 有人吗
Yeah. No. Never mind. It's a wasp. Here it is.
嗯 不对 算了 是一只黄蜂 长这样
yeah. But look at it. It's a very special-- it's a rare wasp.
对 看 很特别 是很罕见的黄蜂
It has long legs. And 20 years ago, they could only be found in a closet. And--
腿很长 20年前 这种东西只存在于壁橱里
Yeah. Thank you. Wow. Thank you. Thank you.
嗯 谢谢 哇哦 谢谢大家 谢谢
