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I'm so emotional right now. We've exciting news in my family.
我现在很激动 我家里有重大好消息
I don't know if you heard, but my cousin Kate gave birth to a baby.
不知道大家有没有听说 我表妹凯特生小宝宝了
That's right. Prince William and Kate Middleton had a baby boy.
没错 威廉王子和凯特·米德尔顿有了小儿子
There he is. Look at that. And I want to say congratulations.
这就是 快看 我想恭喜他们
And I also want to say I'm available to babysit if you ask me.
我还想说 如果你们愿意的话 我可以去当保姆
I mean really, if you ask me, I'll say no, but I am available.
真的 如果你们让我去 我会拒绝 但我其实有时间去
At 11 AM the baby made its official Brexit.
上午11点 宝宝正式出生
And you can tell it was a royal baby because around 10:30 it was crowning.
大家一看就知道这是个皇家宝宝 因为10:30左右是加冕时间
Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 谢谢大家
There was a lot of speculation about whether it was going to be a boy or a girl, and this is true,
之前很多人猜测到底是男孩还是女孩 这是真的
there is a morning show in England successfully predicted the baby, the gender of the baby with the help of a psychic banana.
英格兰有一档早间节目成功地预测出了这是个小男孩 他们在巫师香蕉的帮助下成功预测到了宝宝的性别
This is the clip.
这有个视频
We thought, of course these sort of moments in our life.
当然了 生命中的这些时刻
It is important to ask the banana the most important questions of the day.
我们需要问香蕉一天里最重要的事
Is she going to have a boy or a girl. So psychic banana. Psychic banana.
她会生下男孩还是女孩 巫师香蕉
Remember if it's a dot, it's a no, so I'm going to say, is she going to have a boy.
记住 如果是圆点就是否 我会问 她会生下男孩吗
Right. If it's a dot, it's a not. If it's a y, obviously we know that yes.
对 如果是圆点就是不会 如果是Y 那很明显就是会了
So is the Duchess of Cambridge going to have a boy? It's a yes! It's a yes!
所以剑桥公爵夫人会生下男孩吗？是会 是会
So let's cross over to Camilla Tominey-- I said that! --who is outside the. It's a boy! It's a boy.
现在转给Camilla Tominey 我就说嘛 是个男孩 男孩
According to the psychic banana.
巫师香蕉说
It looked like a Y shape dot to me, I don't know-- could have taken that either way.
我觉得是个Y形状的圆点 不晓得 正说反说都对啊
But anyway the British usually make everything sound smarter, because of that accent.
但总之呢 英国人通常会把一切都变得更聪明 就因为那一腔英音
Except when there's a psychic banana involved, and then you kind of lose interest.
除非有巫师香蕉参与的时候 好像就不那么感兴趣了
I've gone to psychics before, and I've never asked a banana for anything, but I thought I would try it.
我以前见过巫师 我从来没向香蕉请教过问题 但我觉得可以试试
So we've got a bunch psychic bananas. We've sent out for them.
所以我们找了一堆香蕉 专门派人去请的
There was no need to dress like a gorilla, but that's-- All right, so here we go.
不用穿成个大猩猩 不过 好 开始了
I'm going to ask it some questions. The banana.
我会问它一些问题 香蕉
And we'll see if it's-- I'll just cut off-- I've never done this before.
我们来看是不是 切下来 我以前从来没干过这种事
This is my first time. But if there's a dot, the answer is no.
这是第一次 如果是圆点 那就是否
If there's a y the answer is yes. So the first question is, are you really a psychic banana?
如果是Y 那就是是 所以第一个问题是 你真的是巫师香蕉吗？
Nothing at all. Nothing.
什么都没有 没有
It's not going to reveal itself to me. All right, I'll ask another question.
它还不打算现身 好 我再问一个
No, I'm going to ask that again are you a psychic banana? Yes. Look at that.
不 我还问 你是巫师香蕉吗？是 快看
Wow. This banana didn't want to talk. All right, here's another one.
哇哦 这个香蕉不想说话 好 这是另一个
Does Oprah like me better than Reese Witherspoon? No.
欧普拉比瑞茜·威瑟斯彭更喜欢我吗？不是
No. That's-- right that's broken. That's not right.
不是 那个切坏了 不对
