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Now I thought I would share some of my favorite #IfIWonTheLottery stories from you guys.
来和大家分享一些“如果我中了大奖”故事。
This first one's from @Jerrikaswag. She says I would get Britney Spears and her backup dancers to come to my house
第一个来自@Jerrikaswag，她说我要让布兰妮·斯皮尔斯和她的伴舞演员来我家，
and sing 'Work Bitch' while my kids did their chores.
并唱《Work Bitch》，让孩子做家务。
Yeah. This one's from @Kevintjackson. He says I would pay Morgan Freeman to move in with me and narrate my activities.
没错，这个来自@Kevintjackson，他说我要让摩根·弗里曼和我同住，并讲述我的活动。
He ordered that pad Thai again for dinner. This one's from @Kristinrose124.
他晚餐又点了一个泰式炒粉，这个来自@Kristinrose124。
She says I'd hold a 'Bachelorette'-style rose ceremony for every person I know
她说我要为所有认识的人举办未婚女子玫瑰仪式，
where they find out if they made the cut to be part of my awesome rich life.
他们可以在仪式上了解到自己是否符合标准，可以进入我的富裕生活。
Sorry, Kayla, you're not getting a rose. This one's from @Daveholmestv. Yeah!
对不起凯拉，你没有玫瑰，这个来自@Daveholmestv，没错。
He says I would finally get my own HBO Go subscription and stop using my ex's password. Hey!
他说我会最终获得HBO GO订阅，并停止使用前女友密码，哦哦。
Small goals. This one is from @ewokabby. Yeah. She says I would pay off my student loans and then with the extra $4 left,
小目标，这个来自@ewokabby，没错，她说我要支付学生的贷款，剩下的4美金，
I'd buy a bean crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell.
我会去塔可钟买一个金牌脆卷。
That's not bad. That might be the best one. Yeah, that's the best one.
不错，这个是最好的，这个是最好的。
This one's from @wooddr0. He says, I would buy a rocket ship, fill it with all the mosquitos,
这个来自@wooddr0，他说我会买一个火箭船，并往里面充满苍蝇，
then launch it directly into the sun. Yeah!
并直冲太阳，哦哦。
Mosquitos. This last one's from @Chrisorem10.
苍蝇，最后一个来自@Chrisorem10。
He says I would fly some people who believe the Earth is flat to outer space
他说我要让那些相信地球是平的的人飞入外太空，
just so I could point at the Earth and be like, 'Look, dumbass.'
这样我就可以指着地球说，看看吧，你们这些笨蛋。
There you go. There are your Tonight Show hashtags.
这就是今夜秀标签环节。
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了解更多精彩内容，请登录tonightshow.com/hashtags。
