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All right, here's how it works.
好 游戏是这么玩的
Twitch is going to read a category.
推奇会说一个类别
We'll have five seconds to name three of those things in the category,
我们有五秒钟时间说出三种属于这个类别的东西
and then hit the buzzer, and we'll see how much time is left on the clock.
说完后按下按钮 看还剩多少时间
It has to be less than five seconds. Zoinks.
必须在五秒内 啊哈
All right, I will go first to show you how it goes. Please.
好 我先来 你给演示一下 多谢
OK, Ellen. Name three costumes that shouldn't have sexy attached.
好 艾伦 说出三种不应该有性感标志的服装
A nun, and a veterinarian, and a plumber. This is hard.
修女服 兽医服 水管工修理服 这个好难
I know, it's really hard.
嗯 确实很难
OK, Maya, three things that get better with age.
好 Maya 说出三种越老越好的东西
Butts, boobs and balls.
屁股 胸和蛋蛋
No. It's the opposite.
才不是呢 你说的正好相反
Not one of those things gets better with age.
这些东西没有一样是越老越好的
You're not understanding the game but-- I'm going to get it.
你不太明白这个游戏 不过 我会弄懂的
No, but clearly those things were on your mind and they came out.
不 不过很明显 你脑子里想的就是这些东西 所以就脱口而出了
I was trying to embrace those things about myself.
我是想坦然接受我自己的这些东西
I see, OK. Including my balls. OK. Good.
明白了 好 包括我的蛋蛋 好 很好
All right. As long as they're getting better, that's good.
好 只要它们越来越好就行 很好
So much better. OK.
好多了 好
Ellen, three things you have to unwrap. A present, a burrito, and--
艾伦 说出三种需要拆包装的东西 礼物 玉米煎饼
what else would it be? A candy bar? Damn it.
还有什么？巧克力棒？该死
I never think of candy. OK, Maya.
我压根儿没想到糖 好 Maya
Three things Beyonce would say at a party. Hey, OK, what?
碧昂斯会在派对上说的三种东西 嘿 好 什么？
That was fun. He got that one. I got that one. OK.
有意思 这个他挺擅长 这个我在行 好
Ellen, besides your spouse, three people you'd like to drive cross-country with.
艾伦 除了配偶外 说出三个你愿意一起开车越野游的人
Oh, Maya, Oprah and you. That's great. Yes. I want to get in that car.
哦 Maya 欧普拉和你 很好 嗯 我想上你的车
All right, Maya. Three things you never want to hear your kids say.
好 Maya 你最不想听到你孩子们说的三句话
I'm pregnant. I'm fat, and life sucks. That was good, but out of time.
我怀孕了 我好胖 生活就是屎 很好 不过没时间了
But those were good. But it's still three to one.
你说得很好 现在还是三比一
You're still winning. I am? I'm winning? Yeah. Yes!
你还赢着呢 是吗 我赢着？对 棒呆！
Ellen, three accents you can do. Oh, French, Italian, Swedish.
艾伦 你能模仿的三种口音 哦 法国口音 意大利口音 瑞典口音
Was that two? That was three. Those were three.
你是模仿了两种吗？是三种 三种
My favorite part was, oh. That was French, right away.
我最喜欢的部分是 哦 那是法国口音
Everybody knows that's French. OK, Maya.
大家都知道那是法国口音 好 Maya
Three things Oprah says to trick or treaters.
欧普拉会对不给糖就捣乱的孩子们说的三句话
Boo, trick or treat, happy Halloween.
走开 不给糖就捣乱 万圣节快乐
Boo. She says, boo. I was trying to condense it for time.
走开 她说走开 我说的比较短是为了节省时间
Yeah, because normally it would be-- Boo.
嗯 因为本来应该是 走~开~
That's awesome.
很棒
Ellen, three things you think about in the shower.
艾伦 你洗澡的时候会想的三件事
Oh, I'm clean now. And I got the--
哦 我洗白白啦 我有
Wait a minute. Oh, I'm clean now.
等一下 哦 我洗白白啦
Look at that soap. Darn it. I had others.
看那块香皂 讨厌 我还想到了别的
I want to hear the others.
我想听听你的其他答案
Well, got to get the conditioner out of my hair good.
得好好把头发上的护发素洗掉
And then, where's the towel? I plan ahead.
还有 毛巾在哪儿？我都会提前安排好
Next time I'm in the shower, I know I'm going to hear in my head, oh, I'm clean now.
下次我洗澡的时候就会想 哦 我洗白白啦
This is great because, Maya, it's the same question for you.
太好了 因为 Maya 你的问题是一样的
Three things you think about in the shower.
洗澡的时候会想的三件事
Oh, I'm clean now. Easy, does it. Don't trip.
哦 我洗白白啦 慢慢来 别被绊倒了
I don't want to fall. Slip, but not trip.
我不想摔跤 滑倒 不是绊倒
That means you're running. It didn't work.
绊倒是指跑的时候 没用
I feel like you can say anything on this game.
感觉玩这个游戏可以随便说
Well, you can, but they're not always-- but you won. I did? Yes.
是可以 但不一定总能 不过你赢了 是吗？耶！
Season One of Forever is available now on Amazon Prime Original.
《永恒》第一季现在可以在亚马逊Prime Original上看了
We'll be right back. Maya Rudolph.
马上回来 这位是Maya Rudolph
