[00:00:03]Are you ready for your present? wow!  
你准备好接受礼物了吗? 
[00:06:08]If you wanted to play rough, all you had to do was ask.
如果你想来粗野的，你要做的就是吱一声。
[00:11:06]Hi.Hi. Hello there. Happy birthday to me. You nauseate me.
你好。你好啊，祝我生日快乐。你让我恶心。
[00:18:07]All this talk about how you have to be with Nate or the world will end. Face it. It's over.
我们所有的谈话都是关于你和Nate，否则世界就完了。面对它吧，已经过去了。
[00:21:43]You sound like a jealous boyfriend.
你听起来像一个嫉妒的男朋友。
[00:23:58]Yeah right. You wish.
是啊，你是对的。你倒希望啊。
[00:27:29]No. You wish.
不，你才希望是。
[00:35:19]Please. You forget who you're talking to.
拜托，你忘记你正跟谁说话吗、
[00:37:27]So do you. Do you...like me?
你也是，不是吗？喜欢我吗？
[00:41:20]Define "like".
什么叫喜欢。
[00:46:30]Oh. You have got to be kidding. I do not believe this.
你在开玩笑吧，我不能相信这是你说的
[00:49:16]How do you think I feel? I haven't slept. 
你考虑过我的感受吗?
[00:55:11]I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach, fluttering.
我睡不着，我感觉病了，就像胃里有什么东西蠢蠢欲动。
[00:58:11]Butterflies? No-no-no-no-no. This is not happening.
是蝴蝶吗?哦，不会吧，这是不可能的。
[01:02:25]Believe me, no one is more surprised or ashamed than I am.
相信我，没有一个人比我更惊讶或是羞愧了。
[01:07:16]Chuck, you know that I adore all of god's creatures 
Chuck，知道的，我钟爱上帝所有的杰作，
[01:12:29]and the metaphors that they inspire but those butterflies have got to be murdered.
以及他们所暗含的寓意，但是那些蝴蝶必须要被扼杀掉。
[01:17:03]Fine. It wasn't that great anyway.
好吧，不管怎么说它就是不好的。[01:24:51]