[by:可可英语～m.moreplr.com]
[00:00.44]And what is my function as "wingman"? 
我作为“托儿”的作用是什么呢?
[00:03.49]you help me run my game.
你帮我玩这游戏。
[00:05.24]Okay. What is your game?
好的。你这是什么游戏?
[00:08.20]When I lie through my teeth to a woman, You nod and agree.
当我对女人花言巧语时，你点头同意便是。
[00:13.30]Hey, that's pretty cool. What is it?
嘿，这真不错。这是什么?
[00:17.58]It's a limited edition Green Lantern lantern. My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
这是限量版的绿灯侠提灯。我朋友在找人交配。
[00:25.19]You're very funny. I'm Abby.
你真幽默。我叫Abby。
[00:27.19]I'm Sheldon. 
我叫Sheldon。
[00:28.20]How do you do? Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali. Call me Raj. 
很高兴见到你。Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali。叫我Raj就行。
[00:32.33]Hi, Raj.Where are you from?
嗨，Raj。你哪来的?
[00:34.13]The mysterious subcontinent of India. 
神秘的印度半岛。
[00:36.40]Ooh, India.
哇，印度。
[00:37.42]You know India?
你知道印度?
[00:38.48]I saw Slumdog Millionaire.
我看过“贫民窟的百万富翁”。
[00:40.11]Well, I'm a slumdog astrophysicist.
嗯，我就是贫民窟的天体物理学家。
[00:43.13]I thought your father was a gynecologist. I'm sorry.
我以为你爸是妇科医生。抱歉。
[00:49.10]Martha, come here. Meet Raj and Sheldon. This is my friend, Martha.
过来Martha。认识一下Raj和Sheldon。 这是我朋友Martha。
[00:57.04]Hi.
嗨。
[00:57.23]Hello. 
你好。
[00:57.43]Hello.
你好。
[00:58.32]Is that the limited edition Green Lantern lantern?
那个是不是限量版的绿灯侠提灯?
[01:02.26]"In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight." 
“在最明亮的白天在最黑暗的夜晚，没有邪恶能逃出我的视线。”
[01:07.13]Oh, that is so awesome. 
喔，太酷了。
[01:11.42]Thank you. Have you chosen one to copulate with?
多谢夸奖。你选好跟哪个交配没?