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[00:00.78]Hello,
大家好…
[00:03.48]I'm Rory.
我是罗里
[00:04.88]When Tim asked me to be his Best Man, I was terrified.
蒂姆邀请我做他的伴郎时，我吓坏了
[00:11.10]So I thought best thing is to find a book about speeches. And here it is.
我想最好去找一本关于演讲的书，就是它
[00:16.86]And it says think of really funny anecdotes.
上面建议想一些趣闻轶事
[00:21.12]And there is a very hilarious story, actually from work.
的确有一件非常滑稽的事，是在工作上
[00:26.78]It was quite a complicated case based on an issue of
是个错综复杂的案子，是关于…
[00:30.51]cross-amortisation of ownership of post-divorce properties and, um...
离婚后财产的所有权的交叉摊销…
[00:34.78]Let me just explain the context. The Defendant...
让我先来解释下背景，被告人…
[00:39.52]When Tim asked me to do his Best Man speech, my immediate reaction was,
蒂姆邀请我代表伴郎致辞时，我的第一反应是…
[00:47.02]"How much are you gonna pay me, you little shit? "I don't write for free, you know."
“你会付我多少钱，你个臭小子？我可不是免费的哦”
[00:51.32]These were the girls available to him at that time.
这些就是他以前的女朋友们
[00:55.53]"Hello, girls." And this is how far he got with each of them.
“哈喽，女孩们”，这就是他跟每位的发展程度
[00:58.39]Let me explain the code. 5, blow job.
我来解释下这个代码，5代表吹箫
[01:02.44]8, full penetrative...
8代表全部插入…
[01:06.97]and so a toast
为这个房间里…
[01:08.77]to the man with the worst haircut but the best bride in the room.
留着最差劲发型的男人以及最美的新娘干一杯
[01:12.88]Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Mary.
女士们先生们，蒂姆以及玛丽
[01:15.04]Tim and Mary.
蒂姆以及玛丽
[01:17.56]That's us.
是我们
[01:20.33]I wish I'd said "I love you".
我希望我有说“我爱你”
[01:21.89]You did, Dad.
你有说，爸爸
[01:23.66]It was implied.
很含蓄
[01:25.72]I'm not sure "implied" is good enough for a wedding day, are you?
我想“含蓄”对于结婚大喜日子来说并不足够好，对吗？
[01:29.59]No, don't do it, it's fine.
不，别那样，很好了
[01:31.94]I'm so happy with it as it was. You really don't have to.
我已经很高兴了，你真的没必要那么做
[01:35.65]I'll do what I wanna do, young man. Will you excuse me for just one moment?
我要做我想做的，小子，你可以稍等我一下吗？
[01:39.92]Later on I may tell you about
稍后我可能会告诉你们…
[01:45.81]Tim's many failings as a man and as a table tennis player.
蒂姆作为一个男人以及一个乒乓 球玩家的种种缺点
[01:49.76]But,
但是…
[01:51.07]important first to say the one
首先要说的一件…
[01:53.34]big thing, I've only loved
很重要的事是…我一辈子…
[01:58.24]three men in my life.
只爱过三个男人
[02:01.35]My dad was a frosty bugger so that only leaves dear Uncle Desmond,
我老爸是个冷冰冰的家伙，所以只有亲爱的德斯蒙德…
[02:06.20]B.B. King, obviously, and this young man here.
灵乐歌手，以及这个小子
[02:12.81]I'd only give one piece of advice to anyone marrying.
对于新人我只有一条建议
[02:17.84]We're all quite similar in the end.
我们所有人到头来其实都一样
[02:21.49]We all get old and tell the same tales too many times.
我们都会变老，并且无数遍地重复同一个故事
[02:24.51]But try and marry someone
但是试着和一个善良的人…
[02:27.76]kind.
结婚
[02:30.70]And this is a kind man
这就是个不错的男人…
[02:33.72]with a good heart.
有着一颗善良的心
[02:36.26]I'm not particularly proud
我一辈子没有为什么事…
[02:39.38]of many things in my life, but I am very proud
感到特别骄傲过，但是我很骄傲…
[02:42.47]to be the father of my son.
做我儿子的爸爸