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[00:00.00]All right, you people ready to have some fun?
好了  大家准备好来点乐子了吗
[00:04.02]You have a basic understanding of differential calculus and at least one year of algebraic topology?
你们都对微积分有基本认识 并至少学过一年代数拓扑吧
[00:07.62]Well, then here come the jokes. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
好吧  下面是笑话时间 鸡为什么要穿过默比乌斯带
[00:14.84]To get to the same side bazinga! All right, a neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"
为了回到同一侧  逗你玩呢 还有  一个中子走进家酒吧问道 酒多少钱一杯
[00:22.73]The bartender says, "For you, no charge." Hello?
酒保回答  你买吗  免费(无电荷) 有人在吗
[00:31.06]I know you're out there. I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide.
我知道你们在的 能听到你们代谢氧气  排出二氧化碳的声音
[00:37.20]Looks like we have some academic dignitaries in the audience.Dr. Randall from the geology department
观众中好像不乏学术权威啊 地质学系的兰德尔教授
[00:44.67]only man who's happy when they take his work for granite.Bada cha!
唯一一位别人说他(研究花岗岩)"花岗岩脑袋"  他还得笑纳的人 巴扎嘿
[00:48.66]I kid the geologists, of course,but it's only 'cause I have no respect for the field.
当然  我是在拿地质学家开涮 那只是因为我压根就没把那当回事儿
[00:55.79]Let's get serious for a moment.Why are we all here?'Cause we're scientists.
下面我们来谈点严肃话题 我们今天为何齐聚于此 因为我们是科学家
[01:07.65]And what do scientists study?The universe.And what's the universe made of?I am so glad you asked.
科学家是研究什么的 宇宙 宇宙由何构成 很高兴你提这问题 
[01:16.82]There's antimony，arsenic, aluminum, selenium And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium Everybody!
有锑  砷  铝  硒 有氢  氧  氮  铼 还有镍  钕  镎  锗 一起唱
[01:27.44]And iron, americium Ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirconium, Lutetium, vanadium
还有铁  镅 钌  铀  铕  锆 镥  钒
[01:33.75]Just the Asians! And lanthanum and osmium And astatine and radium...
亚洲人唱 还有镧和锇 砹和镭
[01:39.59]Penny, Leonard. Would you be able to answer some questions I'm having about the events of last night?
佩妮  莱纳德 你们能不能帮我答疑解惑 昨天晚上我到底怎么回事
[02:03.37]Sure.
当然
[02:04.79]Question one... where are my pants?
问题 一 我的裤子上哪去了
[02:09.52]You might want to check YouTube.
你可以上YouTube看一下
[02:12.94]What do I search?
怎么找
[02:15.84]It's already loaded. Just hit play.
已经缓冲好了  直接点开看吧
[02:17.99]All right, people, let's get down to the math. It is only three dimensional thinking that limits our imagination.
好了各位  让我们来聊聊数学吧 仅仅用三维的思考方式  会限制我们的想象力
[02:28.43]Can I take my pants off over my head? Of course not.
我能从头上脱了裤子吗 当然不行 
[02:33.06]My body's in the way. But if we had access to higher dimensions, we could move our pants around our bodies through the fourth dimension
我的身体在挡路。 但只要能进入更高维度 就能通过第四维度 让裤子绕着身体转圈
[02:47.43]and our days of dropping trousers would be over.
以后就再没脱裤子这么一说了
[02:51.62]Oh, Lord... This couldn't be any more humiliating.
天哪 真是丢人丢到家了