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[00:00.52]Welcome to the tragic universe that is my sad life.
欢迎到悲惨世界，那是我悲惨的生活
[00:05.68]Why? I'll give you five major reasons why.
你问为什么？我给你五个理由
[00:08.88]Number one,my parents are from the Stone Age.
第一，我父母来自石器时代
[00:11.98]No us, no you.- God knows what you'd do.You understand? You wouldn't exist.- Yeah.
没有我们那有你，上帝知道你们干了什么.你明白吗？你将不存在，耶！
[00:14.84]Number two, they hate me having a life'cause theirs are practically over
第二条，他们恨我拥有的生命，因为他们的生命快结束
[00:19.14]and mine's just starting.
而我的才刚刚开始
[00:20.57]And it's not good enough.- Honestly. Every year it's...
那不够好，说真的，每年...
[00:22.57]Number three....a performance...
第三，一个演出
[00:23.67]My little sister's bonkers. Poor Angus will need even more therapy than me.
我妹妹精神不正常，可怜的Angus（小猫），它比我需要治疗
[00:28.17]A lot of trouble!...because of your fifteenth birthday...
太多麻烦！因为你的15岁生日
[00:31.21]Number four......it's not good enough.
第四，还不够。
[00:32.30]... my nose is the size of Jupiter....so ungrateful.
我的超大号尺寸的鼻子。。这么不领情。。
[00:35.71]I need to go into an ugly home.- Georgia,
我需要生在一个丑陋的家庭。Georgia
[00:38.17]what have you gone and done now?
你现在要去那儿，你做了什么？
[00:39.74]How did you manage to pluck them all so quickly?
怎么这么快眉毛就掉光了？
[00:43.43]You haven't, have you?
不是你干的吧，是你自己吗？
[00:45.54]Oh, crikey. Bob, she shaved them.
喔，真是，Bob，她把眉毛刮了
[00:48.61]Number five, I'll never get a boyfriend.
第五，我永远找不到男朋友
[00:51.51]What's the hurry with growing up so fast?
为什么这么快就长大了呢？
[00:53.13]Why don't you just enjoy being 14?
为什么不一直在开心的14岁呢？