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[00:01.94]Hey. See you later.  - Hey, dad.
嘿  我上班去了   - 嘿  老爸
[00:05.68]Before you go, can I ask you something?
在你走之前  我能问你件事吗
[00:07.60]Oh, ask your mother.   - Why can't I ask you?
哦  你还是问你妈妈去吧 - 为什么不能直接问你呢
[00:10.27]Well, because whatever answer I give you,She's gonna tell me it's the wrong one.
呃  因为不管我说什么,最后对的永远是你妈妈
[00:14.96]Wow, dad. When did you become so afraid of mom?
哇  老爸  你什么时候变得这么惧内了
[00:18.23]I... ask your mother.
这个  还是问你妈妈吧
[00:23.99]Hey, mom, can I ask you a question?
喂  老妈  能问你个问题吗
[00:27.37]Okay, why can't people learn to use their car alarms?
我服了  这年头让自己的汽车报警器别乱吵有那么难吗
[00:30.39]Turn it off, jerk!  - Uh, mom, that jerk is you.
把那玩意关掉  混蛋  - 呃  妈  你貌似是在骂自己
[00:35.41]What?   - That's your car alarm.
啥  - 那是你自己的汽车上的报警器
[00:37.69]Oh, well, that's entirely different.
哦  这样子啊  那就要另当别论了
[00:39.31]Why is it going off?   - That's why.
怎么突然自己响起来了   -  那就是原因
[00:43.29]Uh-oh. Charlie's going through her button-pushing phase.
哦噢,小查莉正学着按按钮呢
[00:49.19]Isn't it adorable?   - Yeah yeah, real cute baby.
很可爱  对吧   - 对  对  确实很可爱
[00:52.30]Can we get back to me now?  - Okay, honey, what is it?
闲话能就此打住么   - 对不起  儿子  你有什么事啊
[00:55.63]The kids at school are teasing me again.
学校的那群同学又拿我开涮了
[00:57.86]About your hair?   - No, about my bike.
是因为你的头发吗   - 不  是因为我的自行车
[01:01.09]What's wrong with my hair?   - Nothing.
我的头发怎么了   - 没什么
[01:02.99]It worked when you were five, it works now.
你的发型从五岁开始就一直这样 挺合适的
[01:07.21]Okay, now what about your bike?
好了  说说你的自行车怎么了
[01:09.00]It's lame. I need a new one.
那车太逊了  我要买辆新的
[01:11.41]Oh, a new bike, huh?
哦  你要辆新车  是吧
[01:12.88]Ask your father.   - Really?
要你爸跟你买去吧  - 真的
[01:14.15]No, I'm just kidding.
不  我显然是在开玩笑
[01:17.38]You can't have a new bike.
我不会给你买新车的
[01:19.81]Everyone knows your bike is a statement of who you are.
大家都说一个人的车代表了这个人的地位
[01:23.03]My bike says "this guy is a total geek."
而我的车则是在赤裸裸地告诉别人  车主是个傻瓜
[01:25.30]Same thing your haircut says.
你的发型也是一样的