[by:可可英语～m.moreplr.com]
[00:00.01]He's funny, Jay.
杰，他真搞笑。
[00:03.36]I know. See?
看到了吧？我就说嘛。
[00:03.53]I can tell...you're not...you're not from Oregon. No, no. You...you are gorgeous. 
我敢说，你不是来自俄勒冈州的，因为你太迷人了。
[00:08.15]Thank you. Thank you for bringing your father to the show.
谢谢，谢谢你带老爹来捧场。
[00:11.15]I'm...I'm her husband, Dave.
我是她老公，戴夫。
[00:14.37]No kidding? Yeah. What's it like to be married to someone who was there when the bible was written? 
不会吧？没错。嫁给这种圣经诞生时就在的人是什么感觉？
[00:19.27]What was it called then, just the testament?
那时候管圣经叫什么？就叫誓约？
[00:24.33]That's...that's good stuff.
这太扯了。
[00:28.49]Oh, now he's trying to turn out the light.
哦，他现在想关灯了。