Won’t Return Money

A man tossed around in bed at midnight, and his wife

asked him why he did so.
“Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money

I owe John, our neighbor. But I have no ＄300, so I can’t sleep.”
“Oh, for that reason.” His wife got off from the bed and

went to open the window. She cried toward the neighbor’s

house loudly, “Hi, John, Listen! My husband won’t return

your money tomorrow.”
Then she closed the window and went back to the bed

and said to his husband, “Now you can sleep well.

It is his turn to toss around in bed, dear.”

不能还钱

一个男人在床上，到半夜都翻来覆去睡不着，他妻子问他为什么这样。
“明天是我必须还咱们邻居约翰钱的最后一天了，

可是我没有300美元，所以我睡不着。”
“啊，是这么回事。”他妻子就下了床去打开窗户，冲着邻居的

房子大声喊道：“嘿，听着！我丈夫明天不能还你钱了！”
然后她关上窗户回到床上对丈夫说：“现在你可以安心睡觉了。

该轮到他在床上折腾了，亲爱的。”