Jack: Who wants to go first? Allen?
Allen: Uh...I mostly just like to listen. You're the groom. Why don't you go first?
Jack: OK. Put on something by the Backstreet Boys!
Allen: How about "As long as You Love Me"! You can pretend you're singing it to your fiancee Brooke!
Jack: I'd better not. Brooke hates the Backstreet Boys!