A: How much are you planning to buy?
B: Well, it's not how much, but what I'm going to buy that matters. I'm going ski shopping!
A: Cool! Can I come?
B: No. The front seat folds down all the way so there's just enough space for the skis...
A: But not enough space for me?
B: Not unless you lose about 100 pounds...
A: Billy...