Billy: Are you ready for the camping trip?
Jennifer: All set. I've got my makeup, my CDs, and my portable TV set...
Billy: Hellooo! We're supposed to be getting back to nature.
Jennifer: Yeah, yeah. Anyway...I'm packed. Are you?
Billy: I've been packed for a week. All my stuff is in this backpack.
Jennifer: Let me see...two books...birdseed?
Billy: That's trail mix!
Jennifer: Same difference. What's this?