A: Hello! Do you have a place where I can exercise?
B: Yes, sir. We have a fine exercise facility.
A: I'm happy to hear that. Now, would you tell me where it is?
B: You're actually standing above it. Just take the elevator or stairs down one level.
A: Is the hotel going to charge me a dollar a minute for gym use?
B: No, sir. There's no extra charge. All you need is your room key to open the door.
A: And the gym hours are?
B: Sir, you'll be pleased to know that our gym never closes.
A: One more question: Do you have a trainer?
B: We might be getting one in the near future. But at the present time, no.