Ask her if she still keeps all her kings in the back row.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 4

People never believe you.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 5

You could also hear old Ackley snoring. Right through the goddam shower curtains you could hear him. he has sinus trouble and he couldn't breathe too hot when he was asleep. That guy had just about everything. Sinus trouble, pimples, lousy teeth, halitosis, crumby fingernails. You had to feel a little sorry for that crazy sonuvabitch.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 5

When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don't go. I'm too worried to go. I don't want to interrupt my worrying to go.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 6

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 6

Almost every time somebody gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 7

When I was all set to go, when I had my bags and all, I stood for a while next to the stairs and took a last look down that goddam corridor. I was sort of crying. I don't know why. I put my red hunting hat on, and turned the peak around to the back, the way I liked it, and then I yelled at the top of my goddam voice, "Sleep tight, ya morons!" I'll bet I woke up every bastard on the whole floor. Then I got the hell out. Some stupid guy had thrown peanut shells all over the stairs, and I damn near broke my crazy neck.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 7

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 8

"Would you care for a cigarette?" I asked her.
She looked all around. "I don't believe this is a smoker, Rudolf," she said. Rudolf. That killed me.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 8

In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 9

I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you're supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it, like squirting water all over it. It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 9

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 9

I'm a goddam minor.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 10

My brother D.B.'s a writer and all, and my brother Allie, the one that died, that I told you about, was a wizard. I'm the only really dumb one.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 10

I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 10

There isn't any night club in the world you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you're with some girl that really knocks you out.
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Holden Caulfield in Chapter 10