开心一笑:减肥专用铃声

时间:2011-09-19 13:19:21 来源:可可英语编辑:beck 可可英语APP下载 | 可可官方微信:ikekenet

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我正在节食，你能不能给我弄一个铃声，响起来就象在有人在告诉我“你（身材）看起来真棒。”

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