The Lord of the Rings trilogy. The amount of time before I need an oil change. My cell phone's battery charge. What do all of these things have in common? They are all longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries.
观看完魔戒三部曲的时间。为汽车换一次发动机油能维持的时间。给手机充个电的时间。这几件事有什么共同点吗？他们都比金·卡戴珊和克里斯·亨弗里斯的婚姻时间长久。

The world wasn't terribly surprised when Kim Kardashian announced her divorce to Kris Humphries on Monday morning.This isn't Kim's first divorce rodeo, either. She was married to record producer Damon Thomas for four years. By Hollywood standards, that's actually a reasonable amount of time.
当周一的早晨，卡戴珊宣布她要和亨弗里斯离婚时，世人并没有很惊讶。况且这也不是金第一次离婚了，她曾经和制作人达蒙·托马斯有过4年婚姻。按好莱坞的标准，4年已经很长了。

But now, Kim will join the ranks of plenty of other celebs who divorced shortly after walking down the aisle. Here are the shortest celebrity marriages of all time.
但现在，金将加入“闪电离婚明星阵营”咯。下面就盘点一下史上最短的明星婚姻有哪些：

Tom Green and Drew Barrymore: 5 Months: In a much less serious engagement, Drew Barrymore eloped with funnyman Tom Green in March 2001. We all scratched our heads. Then, the two split after only five months, citing irreconcilable differences. But hey, it lasted longer than Drew Barrymore's first marriage. She married Jeremy Thomas in 1994, and the two ended it after only 29 days. Maybe her next marriage will reach a year!
汤姆·格林和德鲁·巴里摩尔：5个月。2011年3月，德鲁·巴里摩尔和滑稽演员汤姆·格林在草草订婚后结合，令人很不解。然后，二人在仅仅相处了5个月后分开，并说他们之间的矛盾已经无法调和。不过相比德鲁的第一次婚姻，这次已经算长了。1994年她嫁给杰瑞米·托马斯，29天后离婚。没准她的下一次婚姻能维持一年了吧！

Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson: 4 Months: Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson married on a yacht in St. Tropez on July 29, 2006. It only lasted four months. They really should've gotten matching tattoos. That would've definitely made things last.
“摇滚小子”基德·罗克和帕米拉·安德森：4个月。2006年7月29号，基德·罗克和帕米拉·安德森在圣·特鲁佩斯的一艘游艇上结婚。婚姻只延续了4个月。他们真应该纹一个情侣纹身，绝对会让婚姻维持长久些的。

Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd: 4 Months: J.Lo met Judd while the two were filming her music video for Love Don't Cost A Thing. They married and then split less than six months later. After their divorce, Judd said Lopez was the "love of his life. I was married to the love of my life and now I have to find that love again," Judd claimed.
詹尼佛·洛佩慈和克里斯·加德：4个月。詹尼佛·洛佩慈是在拍摄《爱情无价》的音乐录影带时，遇见的加德。他们结婚后不到6个月就离了。加德在离婚后，声称“洛佩慈曾是我人生的挚爱，我是为了爱而结的婚，但现在我得重新去找一份那样的爱了。”

Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley: 3 Months: After 108 days of wedded bliss, Lisa Marie decided to call it quits. "We shouldn't have been married in the first place," Presley said. "It was a big mistake."
尼古拉斯·凯奇和丽莎玛丽·普雷斯利：3个月。新婚108天后，丽莎玛丽决定终止二人的关系。“我们本来就不该结婚”，普雷斯利说，“这是个大错误。"

Britney Spears and Jason Allen Alexander: 2 Days Britney shocked the world when she eloped with her childhood friend in 2004. The couple annulled the marriage after 55 hours.
布兰妮斯·皮尔斯和詹森·艾伦·亚历山大：2天！2004年，布兰妮和她的青梅竹马私奔的消息震惊了世界。结果55个小时后，这对小夫妻就宣布取消婚姻关系。