12. Stand-Up Comedian
Salary: Whatever you can hustle.
Training: Years of battling bullies on the schoolyard with your razor-sharp wit.
When you tell a joke and no one laughs, it can be embarrassing. When you tell a joke on a brightly lit stage in front of a crowd of people who have paid a bunch of money to laugh, and no one laughs, it can be horrifying.
独角滑稽秀演员
工资:看你能“忽悠”多少
培训要求:用机敏的才智,经年地在校园内与“恶霸”们斗争。
你讲了一个笑话,却没人笑,这可能会很丢脸。但是你站在灯光闪耀的舞台上,面对一群付了大把钞票来找乐的观众,你讲了一个笑话,却没人笑,这就会很恐怖。