14) TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

15) HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent deseases caused by biting
insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

16) TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

17) TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.

18) MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR : You said it was my lunch money.

19) TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SASHA: A new bike.

20) TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for  another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
21) TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.

22) TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

23) BOY: Isn't the principal(校长） a dummy!
GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
BOY: No.
GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
BOY: And do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY: Thank goodness!
24)TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

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