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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Somebody 人物
First man: In my house I'm really somebody.Second man: Is that so? First man: Yes. Every night my wife calls out from the kitchen, "Will somebody take out the garbage?"第一位男人:我在家里确实是一2008-05-09 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Improvement 进步
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?""Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand Englishmen, and now it's Englishmen who can't un..2008-05-09 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:He Swore to Die 他发誓要
"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him. He died sixty years later.“你如果拒绝和我结婚,”他发誓说,“我就要死。”她拒绝了他。六十年以后,他死了。2008-05-09 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:My Sister's Fingers 我
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time. Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't mine. I told my ..2008-05-09 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:The Plural Form of &
Teacher: What is the plural of Man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins.老师:汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?汤姆:男人们。老师:答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?汤2008-05-09 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:4-4=? 四减四等于几?
One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, b..2008-05-09 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Columbus' Telephone Number
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbu2008-05-05 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Essay 作文
Teacher had set his class an essay "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play"..老师给学生出了作..2008-05-05 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Two Birds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: Th2008-04-22 编辑:echo