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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:传教士买鹦鹉
A preacher is buying a parrot"Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? "asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, "the storekeeper assures him."Do you see those strings on his
2012-01-12 编辑：jasmine
[开心一笑] 您的大衣着火了 Your Coat Is on Fire
Your Coat Is on Fire[qh]您的大衣着火了 [qh]The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it
2012-01-11 编辑：jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:急诊 Help! Doctor
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.""Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the mea
2012-01-10 编辑：jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:一切都很正常
Things Have Been Okay[qh]一切都正常[qh]A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.[qh]一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑
2012-01-06 编辑：jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.[qh]一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树[qh]Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it
2012-01-05 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:谁在打架? Who was fighting?
Who was fighting?谁在打架？Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and J
2012-01-04 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 孩子妈:再多买10个沙发, 我们就发家了!
Father: "I found $3.29 under the sofa cushions this week. If we get 10 more sofas, we can par for a year of college!"wife & children: ……爸爸：这周我在沙发下面找到3.29美元。如果我们再买十个沙发，我们
2011-12-31 编辑：jasmine
[开心一笑] 女孩的名字 A Girl's Name
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I expl
2011-12-30 编辑：jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:不是我的错 It's not my fault
Daughter: It's not my fault MotherMother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.女儿：不
2011-12-29 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:圣诞老人才是最后的赢家!
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill
2011-12-16 编辑：Jasmine