I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only!

我是杰克·斯派洛船长。独此一家，如假包换。

【小编：The only!!观众们都表示同意……】

Captain, I wish to report a mutiny! I can name fingers and point names.

船长大人，我来跟你汇报谋反的人的名单吧。我能扳着指头数出来，一个个名字报给你听。

【小编：明明你就是谋反的头头，噗！】

Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.

大家伙儿都见着没？别让我再来一次了哈。

【小编：看到了耶~~太帅的大爆炸+灯塔跳水咯。上厕所错过精彩片段的童鞋请自重。】

Clergyman...on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like you to note it–hearing now–that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?

传教士先生……万一这一行我有什么三长两短的话，我希望你能记住……挺好了哈……我完全准备好了皈依随便神马信仰，这样就能让我跟着那些老好人们翘辫子之后该上哪儿上哪儿，你滴明白？

【小编：好不严肃啊船长大人……宗教信仰哪有这么随便唷！】

You know that feeling you get, sometimes, in a high place, with the sudden urge to jump?...I don't have it.

话说你们那种感觉没有？那种站在很高滴地方，突然就很想跳下去啥的？这个我真没有。

【小编：嗯，我也没这感觉……】

It is not the destination so much as the journey, they say.

人家说目的地不重要，重要的是旅行的过程嘛。

【小编：为什么这么有道理的一句话被你一说就这么有喜感呢？】

The Fountain does tests you, Gibbs. But better to not know which moment may be your last, every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all. And whose to say I won't live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. I have no saying it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me. Savvy?

不老泉是一个考验。不过我宁愿不知道自己的生命终点是什么时候，让自己活在无止境的未知谜团之中。而且谁说我就不能长生不老咧，是吧？好歹也是“发现不老泉的人”耶。自己可没法定生死，海盗生活，我过着挺乐的唷。你滴明白？

【小编：谢幕之前一个眼神，然后savvy真是帅shi了~~】