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What are you doing? Nothing. I was just getting some lint off for you.
你干嘛？ 没什么，帮你捡线头
You were going for a feelski! All right, I' m sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already...
你偷袭我胸部 对不起，但我们已经这样23次了……
...and they're getting blue. I know. I know. I mean, I really don't know.
我快憋坏了 我知道 我是说，我不知道
For me, it still feels like the first time. Okay, let's average it out then.
对我而言，这感觉还是第一次 那我们算平均值好了
It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you. That's about our 12th time. Yeah?
这是我第23次，你第一次 那就算是我们的第12次 -是吗？
Now, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date... I' m entitled to unlimited boob access.
夏威夷法律规定约会12次后…… 我有权任意袭胸
Why didn't I meet you one day before the accident? You say that all the time.
我出事前一天能认识你就好了 你老爱说这句话
You want to meet a friend of mine? All right.
要不要去见我一个朋友？ 好了
Jocko, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Jocko. Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you.
这是露西，这是肥仔 谢谢你，真是幸会
He is awesome! He is so smart. Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready?
他真棒！他好聪明 你看着 肥仔，水壶烧好水会怎样？
Very good. Can I ask him a question? Go ahead. Jocko...
很好 我能问他问题吗？ 问吧 肥仔……
...do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship... to the next level You sure about that?
你想亨利和我……可以有进一步的关系了吗？ 你确定？
Do you think I should bring him into the other room... and take advantage of him? I saw that hand gesture.
你想我该带他进房间……让他占我便宜？ 我看到暗号了
- And I' m glad you did it. - Really? - Use that. - Oh, wow. Look! - Yeah. - They're...
-我很高兴 -真的？ -用那个 -你看！ -是啊 -他们……
They're nodding in approval, I hope. They like you. Let me get them out of there.
他们在点头 希望是表示满意 他们很喜欢你，我叫他们走开
Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry. - Oh, they're very nice, though. - Yeah, so are you. - Thank you. - My pleasure.
哼哈双豚，去别的地方吧 -他们很好心 -你也是 -谢谢 -我的荣幸
Let me get you down slow. All right, I just wrote this, so go easy on me.
我慢慢的让你躺下 我刚写下这首歌，别太挑剔
The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away
地点就是小吃店 我初次与你相遇 你我立即相倾心
But you didn't remember me The very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-y I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat
但你隔天就忘了我 善忘的露西 前凸后翘好身材 我曾骗你停车跟你搭讪
But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat And we drove up to see Dr. Keats And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets
但我最爱的时刻 却是你海扁芭乐那一次 还有我们去看医生 发现了道格的秘密
Forgetful Lucy Cracked her head like Gary Busey But I still love her so Even if while I'm singing this song She's wishing I had Jocko the Walus' schlong
善忘的露西 脑袋天天重开机 但我还是深爱她 永远不会离开她 就在我唱歌的当下 她还希望我跟胖仔一样猛
Forgetful Lucy Her lips are so damn juicy How about another first kiss
善忘的露西 她的唇儿甜如蜜 再来一次初吻吧
Can't fall asleep. I'm not sleeping. I'm just closing my eyes.
睡不着 我没睡 我只是闭个眼
Well, I' m gonna go downstairs then. No, no. I' m just resting. Lucy. Yeah. Will you marry me? Of course. Good.
那我下楼去吧 不要，我只是在休息 露西 什么事？ 你愿意嫁给我吗？当然愿意 好
