You know what, I wish Lenny and I could diet together... but he would never do it.
你知道吗,我很希望 伦尼和我一起规定饮食
He loves his food too much.
但他不会的,他太爱吃东西了
He's not that heavy.
他也没那么重吧 哦,拜托
Please, it's the loose clothes I buy him.
请,这是宽松的衣服是我买给他。
Most people eat until they're full... ...Lenny eats until his arms get tired.
大多数人吃饭吃到直到他们吃撑了……莱尼吃到他的手臂累了。
Anyway, it's not like I banged the chick. I mean, we used to... I bumped into her
似乎没你说得那么可怕
- the other day, she gave me her number to, you know... catch up. - Right.
一旦你合适的话 他会给你号码
And I didn't want to tell Celeste because then you get into the whole thing...
我不想告诉你瑟雷斯特的事 那只是…
...how I used to date this chick. I haven't seen her in over a year.
我们几年前的事一直还没结果
- And then, you know, come the questions. - The questions.
你知道存在很多问题
- Are you still attracted to her? - What do you need to be friends with her for?
你这样是认真吗? 不,我们只是做过朋友
Umm... Don't I give you everything you want?
或许也不会给你所想要的
Blah, blah... Hey don't touch, it's fucking art, man!
嘿,别乱动!
Anyway, women are such a pain in the ass, you know?
对了,你必须付出很大代价的
Anyway, she finds the number in my pocket.
然后也许可以给你想要的号码
Yeah... I probably should have leveled with her, but...
里面真的存在很多难解的问题
I told her it was my masseuse.
我告诉她这是我的女按摩师。
- Sometimes it's just easier to just bullshit than explain. - Exactly!
看来似乎都无法解释清楚
Sometimes it's easier to bullshit than explain. I like that.
有时候胡说会更有效果 我很喜欢