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- Well, how long does that last? - Five dates to be exact.
- 嗯，那可以持续多久？ - 精确的说，五次约会
That is exact.
那是精确的
Five dates happens to be the perfect amount of time...
五次约会正是完美的时间…
to achieve maximum fun with no pain.
能得到最大的快乐，没有痛苦
No expectation equals no disappointment.
没有预期，等于没有失望
It's just fun, and there are no rules.
只是要快乐，并且没有规则
- No rules? - No rules.
- 没有规则吗？ - 没有规则
And you know what? In relationships, that's all there are.
并且你知道吗？在一段关系里 会有一堆问题
You know, one person wants more, the other person wants less.
你知道，一个人想要更多 另一个人想要更少
And then they act out cheat, come back, stay out of guilt...
然后他们就在外面欺骗 回来后，保留他们的内疚…
oops, now someone's pregnant, all of a sudden...
哎呀，然后某人怀孕了，突然之间…
you're married and hate each other.
你结婚了，并彼此憎恨
Dating is just so much more romantic.
约会只是更加浪漫
So, you love romance but not relationships?
所以，你爱浪漫但不要关系是吗？
What's to love about something that only brings unhappiness?
为什么要爱只会带来不快乐的东西？
It's just...It's just not natural.
那只是…只是不自然的
Do you know any happy couples?
你认识任何快乐的夫妇吗？
All the time? No, but...
一直快乐吗？没有，但是…
I am happy all the time.
我一直很快乐
That's hot. Is she hot?
这样很火辣，她很火辣吗？
Doesn't matter. Her attitude is hot.
那不重要，她的态度是很火辣的
She could have three eyes, two butts and a tooth and I'd do her.
她可以有三个眼睛，两个屁股 和一颗牙齿，我还是会上她
Hey, does this tie say "My client's guilty"?
嘿，这个会约束我说"我客户有罪"吗？
She's just...
她只不过…
Hey, when was the last time you had a good pastrami sandwich?
嘿，你最后一次吃一个 好的熏牛肉三明治是何时？
