How about rent a billboard that says, "Let's bone"?
那租一面广告牌,上面写 "让我们嘿咻吧"怎么样?
Look, I am intrigued by this theory of hers.
看,我对她的这个理论很好奇
Or "You got nice hair".
或者写"?的头发很漂亮"
My instincts are messed up and...
我的直觉一团糟…
stat-wise my dump ratio is off the charts lately.
根据智慧统计表 我最近被甩的机率已破表了
Lately? No, you've always gotten burned.
只最近吗?不,你总是被焚身
Remember in law school that chick who dumped you by fax?
记得在法律学校时 那小妞用传真把你甩了?
Or the one who ditched you for a party clown?
或者是那个为了派对小丑 而抛弃你的那个?
- That's why I hate clowns. - I like balloon animals.
- 那就是我讨厌小丑的原因 - 我喜欢动物气球
Especially giraffes.
特别是长颈鹿
Hey, but with this chick, you can't get dumped.
嘿,但是和这个小妞,你不会被甩
You're so right. That's the beauty of it.
你真对,那正是美妙之处
We're both agreeing to end it after five dates.
我们都同意五次约会后就结束
I think I'm gonna try this...
我想我要试试这个…
see if I can come out without the usual intestine-twisting pain.
看看我能否脱身 而无通常的肠扭曲之痛
What, am I boring you? I sound like I'm on Oprah's couch?
怎样,我让你厌烦了吗? 我听起来像是奥普拉的沙发?
Man, Oprah is hot.
老兄,奥普拉很火辣
- Oops. - Uh-oh.
- 哎呀 - 噢噢
Here you go.
拿去吧
Hello. ?
好
- Hi. - Hey.
- 嗨 - 嘿
Don't you guys have something to do in the back?
你们不是在后面有事做吗?
No.
没有
Could you take these to that place that ordered them that day...
你能把这些拿到那个 那那天订它们地方…
when they called on the phone to ask about them?
当他们打电话来问它们时?