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So, what's the best thing about having a boyfriend then?
那么找个男朋友最棒的事是什么？
It just feels really natural.You know, really grown up.
才会有真正的真实的感觉，你知道，真正长大的感觉
And the snogging is wicked.
然后是脏兮兮的湿吻
Sven uses varying pressure.That's what foreign boys do.
Sven会用各种方法接吻，外国男孩接吻就是这样
My parents snog occasionally.Even at their age.
我老爸老妈偶尔接吻，甚至在他们那年纪
Cringey.
没羞耻
Seeing old people over the age of 30 snogging is just horrific.
看到超过30岁的人接吻，简直令人毛骨悚然
Of all of the boys I've ever snogged,Sven is definitely the best.
所有和我接吻过的男孩，Sven肯定是最好的
'Cause he's emotional.
因为他感情丰富
Where have you got to on the snogging scale?
你们的接吻尺度去到哪里？
什么？
What?
Jas and I invented a snogging scale.The Ten Stages of Snogging.
Jas和我发明的接吻尺度，十阶段的接吻
You're mad.- No. It's scientific.
真是傻问题，不，这是科学
How would you know anything about it?- Please.
你对这事了解多少？快说说
Who got 82% in Bio?- True.
谁有82%？真的
We cut out all the letters about kissing from the problem pages of every girls' magazine.
我们剪下所有关于接吻的文章，从每本女性杂志问题页
So, it starts with level one,holding hands.
因此，开始的是第一级，拉手
Two, arms around waist.Three, good night kiss.
二，搂腰。三是，晚安吻
Four, kiss lasting over three minutes without breath.
四是，接吻持续超过3分钟，不呼吸
Five, open mouth kissing.- Number six, tongues.
五，张开嘴接吻，六是用舌头
Oh, my God.
哦，我的观世音菩萨
Seven, upper body fondling outdoors.
七，在野外拥抱抚摩身体
Eight... Oh, my God.
八...哦，天那
