Go into the living room. I've got something for you.
到客厅去, 我有点东西给你看
I was too late.
我去晚了
Mom, if this is about pie, I don't need to be depressed and fat.
妈, 如果是馅饼就省了吧 我在减肥
Alan said you left.
Alan说你走了
That was the plan.
原本计划是的
I was originally gonna go next month...
最初打算下个月走
...but the other night I was showering and the drain stopped up.
前天晚上洗澡的时候 发现排水管又堵了
And this time...
这次是因为...
...the cause was your hair.
你的头发
So while the plumber guy was lecturing me again...
当修理工又再教训我的时候
...I realized I just couldn't be around here anymore.
才发现这地方真的容不下我
But you didn't leave early.
但你还是没有走啊
I tried.
我试过了
First, I started thinking about the trip, and all the places that I would finally see...
首先, 我开始制定旅程计划 把所有想去的地方
...and all the things that I would finally do.
和要做的事情都想好
And then I thought about how happy it should make me.
然后就觉得会是非常愉快的旅程
But it didn't.
实际上并不是