So if I get a beating from him,you're gonna get a beating from her.
所以我挨他打 你就要挨她打
So you want to tell or you want to get up and get that remote?
所以你是想要告密 还是起来自己去拿遥控器?
Drew stamped Tonya's blackmail "Return to sender.”
Drew摧毁了Tanya的恐吓 "重新拿回主权"
What is it? Never mind.
啥事? 算了
Ohand,uh,while you're up,make sure you get mesome popcorn.
既然你站起来了 就顺手拿爆米花来
One standoff down,one to go.
一个危机解决 还有另外一个
Ma? Are you okay?
妈妈 你没事吧?
I'm fine.
我很好
You're not mad?
你没生气?
No. Why would you think that?
没有 你为什么会这么想?
Because those mashed potatoesjust started bleeding.
因为那些土豆泥都给你捣出血啦
You know I didn't meanto upset you.
你知道我无心让你生气
Who's upset? I'm not upset.
谁生气了? 我没有生气
You want to learn algebra with your grandma,that's fine by me.
你想跟你外婆学代数 我没意见
It is? No,it's not.
真的? 不 不是真的
Why would you go runningto her instead of me?
你为什么跑去找她 而不来找我?
What was wrong with theway I was teaching you? Everything.
我教你的方式怎么错了? 全错
Nothing. Something.
没错 不对
It's just that the way you were teaching me,I couldn't get it.
只是你教的方式 我接受不了
Well,I was doingthe best I could.
我已经尽力
I know,and that's okay.
我知道 这没什么
Because there's a lot of other things I learn from you.
因为我从你身上学到很多其他东西
Yeah?
真的?
Yeah,like,uh,don't put plaidsand stripes together.
对 比如搭配衣服的时候 别把格子和条纹搭配在一起
And don't leave fake leatheron the radiator,'cause it'll melt.
别把人造纤维搭在暖气上 因为它会融化
And don't answerthe phone past 7:00,because it's probablya bill collector.
不要接7点以后的电话 因为很可能是催账单的
The advice about white girlswas priceless.
关于白人女孩的建议 更加是无价之宝
I'm sorry,baby. I just wanted to bethe one to help you.
我很抱歉 宝贝 我只是想要成为对你有帮助的人
How's everything going? Better.
事情进展得怎么样了? 好点了
Mm-mm,better's not good enough. We're calling your grandma.
嗯-嗯 好点可不够 我们给你外婆打电话
My mother hated to ask my grandmother for help.
我妈妈讨厌向外婆寻求帮助
So I knew I had a choice:learn or die.
所以我只有一个选择 要么学会 要么去死
Okay,"10N"equals 40.
好 10N=40
"N" equals four.
N=4
Nine plus "9X" equals nine.
9+9X=9
"X" equals zero. Okay.
"X"等于0 -好的
144 equals minus 12 times "X" plus five.
144=-12*(X+5)
Minus
17.
Oh! Good job,baby.
噢! 好样的 宝贝
"3N" minus five equals negative-eight times six plus "5N".
3N-5=-8(6+5N)
"N" equals negative one.
"N"等于负1
Oh! Look like somebody gonna get some pizza!
噢! 看来有人要得到匹萨了!
If all studying were rewarded with pizza,then Charles Barkley would've won a Nobel Prize.
如果所有的付出都能赢得匹萨 那Charles Barkley(篮球运动员)都能得诺贝尔奖
We waited for the results of the test.
我们等着考试的结果
But I knew for sure that I had knocked it out of the park.
但我知道我肯定分数好的惊人
Chris,you got every single answer wrong.
Chris 你每道题都错了
What?!
什么?!
Because of you,we don't get pizza.
就因为你 我们得不到匹萨
Calm down,everybody! Guys!
冷静 各位! 伙计们!
Nice going,mud bone.
有你的 软骨头
Wait,how could I get every single one wrong? There must be some mistake.
等一下 我怎么会每道题都错了? 肯定哪里出错了
There was. Unfortunately,you made it.
的确是 很不幸 是你犯的错
You answered question one on line two. Subsequently,all the answersthat followed were wrong.
你把第一行的答案写在第二行 结果下面所有的题都错啦
Isn't that how Bush got elected?
那不就是布什竞选成功的办法吗?
If you hadn't done that,you would've scored 100.
如果你没有填错 你就得一百分了
But you did,so you didn't.
但是你填错了 所以你不得满分
This where the pizzas go?
匹萨是这屋的吗?