Kate: I have a question about this scene. Yes.

Kate: Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor.

The Director: Peel the onion. First of all, he's good looking. Yeah.

Kate: I think my character's gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.

Joey: Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, it says so in the script! You know ah, I I don't know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that you're a bitch.

Kate: It doesn't say that in the script. It does in mine!

I can blow dry it, gel it. It doesn't matter. I still wind up with this little.cowlick y thing on the middle part of my head. It's so annoying.

Does it bug you? You bug me.

Chandler: Is there any chance you didn't see that?

Chandler: Ross! You gotta stop! Ok? ! You can't just stare through the peephole for three hours! You're gonna get peep eye!

Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! You know, she'd say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!

Chandler: You didn't just break up. Hey, it's been like three weeks!

Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets've left guns slower!

Ross: Here they come, here they oh , if she kisses him goodnight, I'm gonna kill myself, I swear. I can't, I can't watch this.

Come on, date over! Date over! Oh oh, here we go, hey, she's going in. Ok.

Ross: She's going in. Wait! He's going in! He's going in! ! The door's closed! I, I can't see anything with the door closed! !

Chandler: And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

Ross: Ok, I have to do something. I mean, I have, I have to stop it!

Chandler: Stop what? ! I don't know, but I ah, I have a feeling that my being there will do it. Look, this guy is bad news, Chandler. He's I can sense he's an operator.

Chandler: Rachel wouldn't date an operator. They only make 20 grand a year and they have to work nights.

Ross: I'll go over and I will borrow something. Juice! ! I need juice! ! No! ! You can't! !

Ross: Look, they must be stopped! I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this! ! You are surprisingly strong!

Ross: I need juice! People need juice! ! Look man!

Ross: People need juice! Listen to me! ! Juice, they need.

Chandler: She's moving on! Ok, if it's not this guy, it's gonna be somebody else!

And unless you're thinking about subletting my peephole, you, are gonna have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Ok, man? It's over.

Ross: Yeah, ok. Ok. It's just I miss her so much.

Chandler: I know. I know. Is it me, or did "subletting my peephole" sound kind of dirty?

Mark: Why do all your coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?

Rachel: Oh. That's so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, 'Where's number 27? !'

Rachel: You know what? No. And I don't think I'm gonna want to.

Rachel: I can't do this. Yep. Yep, that's what I didn't wanna know.

Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, I'm just doing this for the wrong reasons, you know? I'm I'm just doing it to get back at Ross. I'm sorry, it's not very fair to you.

Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! You know? Look, you wanna get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really! No no, I say I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!

Rachel: Oh.God.I'm sorry about this.

Mark: That's ok.

Rachel: You sure? Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.

Spokeswoman:.has become the penicillin of the twenty first century.

And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps toward leading that revolution. It is truly ironic, on one hand consider the size.

Pete: Hey, can I ask you something? Sure.

Pete: Where are we?

Monica: Well, without all these doctors and nurses, I'm gonna say, midget rodeo.

Pete: Just tell me the truth.

Monica: Ok. Umm, you know, I I don't think I told you this, but umm, I just recently got out of a a really serious relationship.

Pete: Ohh. Wasn't that like a year ago?

Monica: So I did tell you. Umm. Ok, well you know, that's not really the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now I'm just in a place in my life where I I just need to focus on me.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I know yeah.

Monica: I so wanna be attracted to you. But you're not. Ok, good.

Monica: I'm sorry.

Pete: You know what, don't be. This it's not, don't be, 'cause that's it's not so bad.

Monica: It's not?

Pete: Yeah, I know I'm no John Bon Jovi, or someone who you find attractive, I'm just, I just think, you know, that you might end up feeling differently.

Monica: Well, um, look I I don't want this to come out wrong, but, you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasn't attracted to.

Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isn't it? Well listen let's, you wanna get something to eat? 'Cause this place is kinda depressing.

Spokeswoman: Now the man who made all this possible.Mr. Peter Becker.

Pete: One second.

Chandler: I don't think this town is big enough for the both of us to relax in. Draw! !

Chandler: I wasn't doing anything. Uh oh, what'd she do now?

Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!

Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.

Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! ! With her, 'Oh, I'm so talented.' and 'Oh, I'm so pretty,' and 'Ooh, I smell so good.'

Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.

Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please trying stay focused on my problem here? ! You know?

Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.

Joey: Oh. Ohh. Ohh, aw you're out of your mind.

Chandler: Hey, you have done nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard you'd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!

Joey: Oh, yeah? ! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh? !

Kate: Happy? ! Is that what I'm supposed to be Vic? Happy?

Joey: Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell can't figure it out! I talk to you and it's nothing. You look at me, and nothing. Nothing.

The Director: You guys make me fly! High! Ok, we're gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.

Kate: Well, that was ah. Better?

Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Night. Ah, Kate? Yeah?

Joey: You ah, you forgot your shoes.

Kate: I'm probably gonna need those huh?

Joey: Hey, listen you ah. Hmm?

Joey:.feel like getting a cup of coffee? Umm.

The Director: Kate? Yo. You ready to go? Yeah.

The Director: Very nice. Very nice.

Kate: So umm, see you tomorrow, huh? Yeah, yeah sure, goodnight.

Phoebe: Hey! Why isn't it Spiderman? You know like Goldman, Silverman.

Chandler:'Cause it's, not his last name.

Phoebe: It isn't?

Chandler: No, it's not like, like Phil Spiderman. He's a spider, man. You know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there's no Gold Man.

Phoebe: Oh, ok. There should be a Gold Man!

Rachel: Hey! Hey, Rach, how was work? Oh, it's great. Although I did sit down where there wasn't a chair.

Monica: By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.

Rachel: Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. I'm just gonna throw it out, it's probably just a bunch of shampoo and.

Monica: Something wrong?

Rachel: No. Nothing.

Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?

Phoebe: Ok well, he would turn things to gold.

Chandler: What about things that are already gold? Ahh, his work is done. Ok, I have a friend, Jimmy Tupperman, what would his powers be?

Chandler: Tupper Man! He would keep criminals fresh until the police came. Ok, let's play my game now.

Phoebe: Ok. All right you yellow bellied lilly livered DRAW! !