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Are you telling me you don't hear that cat?
别告诉我你没听到那猫叫声？
We have to let it in. It's clearly a stray, or this marine I met last week at a blood drive.
我们得放它进来。明显是只流浪喵星人，或是我上周在捐血车附近碰到的海军男。
Last week there was a man outside our door screaming, "I've been stabbed," and all you did was yell, "shut up."
上周有个男的在门外大喊，"我被人捅了"，而你只是回敬他一句"闭嘴"。
Because he said, "I think I've been stabbed." You're either stabbed, or you're not stabbed, my friend.
因为他说他"好像"被人捅了。要么是被捅，要么是没被捅，朋友。
Listen, it sounds like the cat's saying hello.
你听，那个喵星人像是在说"哈喽"。
Hello, hello. Listen, it's talking.
哈喽，哈喽。你听，它在说话呢。
It's saying, "Help. Can I come in"
它在说"帮帮我，让我进来。"
Really? 'cause I think it's saying, "I'm fine. Go back to sleep."
是吗？我觉得它是在说，"我没事，你们回去睡吧。"
Come on, it clearly just said, "Let me in. Ignore the blonde. She's a bitch."
你听，这句明显是在说，"让我进来，别理金发妞，她是个贱人。"
Look, you can't just let in everything that shows up at our door and says hello.
你不能有人来我们家门口说声"哈喽"，就让他进来吧。
Yeah, I can. I've done it.
为啥不行。姐就这么干过
Max, we can't. We can't become cat ladies.
不行，麦克斯。我们不能变成猫痴女。
And it always starts out innocently, rescuing a stray,
她们一开始也都是发善心，救一只小野猫，
but then you have to get another one so that they can entertain each other while you're at work.
但之后就得再弄一只去上班时它们才有个伴。
And then somewhere along the line, four more sneak in,
接着不知不觉，就多混了四只进来，
and you think, "We're good. We're cool. We're the cute girls with six cats."
你会想，"没事啦，没问题的。我们是有六只猫的姐妹花。"
And then, one day, there you are on Animal Cops, screaming, "Don't take my babies! These 27 angels is all I got!"
之后某天就是你上了《动物警察》节目，哭喊，"别带走我的小天使！这27只小天使是我的一切。"
That's how it goes, Max. Once you get one, you get 27.
事情就会是这样，麦克斯。一旦收留了第1只，最后就会变成27只。
Not true.
才不是呢。
Really? How many garden gnomes do you have under your bed?
是吗？那你床下收了多少只花园矮人？
27. What? They understand I'm only keeping them there until I get a yard.
27只。干嘛？他们理解这只是暂时的，在等我有院子的那天就把他们放出来了啊。
Come on. I want a kitty. Kitty for Max. Kitty for Max.
拜托嘛。我想要一只小喵喵。麦麦的小喵喵。麦麦的小喵喵。
Max, we already have a horse. We can't afford another animal. We're broke.
麦克斯，我们已经有匹马了。我们养不起新宠物了。咱们没钱。
Come on. Chestnut needs a friend.
拜托嘛。栗宝需要一个朋友。
He is dying to trash us to someone, and all he's got is that rat who is super self-involved.
他超想跟别人吐槽我们，但对象只有那只只管自家事的老鼠。
