Keke Funny Moment

可可轻松一刻

He must have a computer
他一定有台电脑

A mother was teaching her ５-year-old son about God.
一位母亲给她５岁的儿子讲上帝。

“Do you know, ”she said to him one day,
“你知道吗, ”有一天她对他说,

“that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”
“无论一个人在哪里, 在干什么事情, 上帝都知道。”

The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said,
小男孩睁大了眼睛看着他妈妈说,

“Wow. He must have a computer.”
“哇。那他一定有一台电脑。”

Notes:
1.teach
vt. 教；教导，训练；教授
vi. 教书
常见搭配：
teach sb. to do sth.
[口]惩治某人使不敢做某事, 教训某人别做某事[常与 will 连用]
(When I catch that boy, I'll teach him to tell lies to me.
要是我抓到那个小孩, 我要好好治治他, 看他还敢不敢对我撒谎。)
That'll teach you.
[口]这就是给你的教训; 这下你可学乖了。

2.god
n. 上帝，造物主；被极度崇敬的人[物]；男神；戏院顶层楼座观众
vt. 膜拜；崇拜
常见搭配：
blind god (=god of love)
爱神
By(my) God !
的的确确!
depart to God
[婉]去见上帝, 死
Good God ! (=Great G-)
天哪!
He that serves God for money will serve the devil for better wages.
[谚]为金钱侍奉上帝的人, 必为更多的钱替魔鬼效劳; 有奶便是娘。
He thinks himself God Almighty.
认为自己非常了不起。
make a god of one's belly
非常重视饮食, 一味追求吃喝
Whom God would ruin, he first deprives of reason.
[谚]上帝要毁灭其人, 必先使他失去理智。
Whom the gods love die young.
[谚]神所爱的人多夭折; 好人不长寿。
wrestle with God
热忱祈祷

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