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The World's Greatest Swordsman
世界上最伟大的击剑手

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage.
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。

A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.
一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。

The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.
观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。

A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way!
他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!

The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!”

"wow," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
“啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”

Notes:
1.exhibition
n.陈列，展览；展览品，陈列品；表明；[法]（证据等的）提出
eg.
make an exhibition of oneself
[口]当众出丑, 当众闹笑话, 出洋相
on exhibition
展出
place/put sth. on exhibition
展出某物

2.fencer击剑家=swordsman

3.cut sth in half把……切成两半
slice sth into quarters把……切成四分

4.aghast
adj.惊呆的；吓呆的；被…吓呆；被吓得目瞪口呆
eg.
He stood aghast at the terrible sight.
他被眼前的可怕景象吓呆了。

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