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18.Jesus

Jesus walked into a Hilton Hotel.
He tossed three nails on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night? "
The clerk answered,"Sorry，no vacancies, but we have a manger out back."

Notes:

1. Jesus walked into a Hilton Hotel.

耶稣走进一家希尔顿饭店。

Jesus [ˈdʒi:zəs] n.耶稣 Hilton [ˈhiltən] n.希尔顿

2. He tossed three nails on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night? "

他向柜台上丢了三根钉子，并问: “可以让我住一晚吗？"

耶稣被三根钉子钉死在十字架（cross），分别钉在他双手的手腕(wrist),和双脚交叠的脚踝(ankle)处。
"put up"在这里有双重含义，它除了可以表示“举起、升起”，还有“住宿的意思，如：I put up at the inn last night. 我昨晚住在这家旅馆。

toss [tɒs] v.扔；投 nail [neɪl] n.钉子 counter [ˈkaʊntə(r)] n.柜台

put up 使（某人）住宿 wrist [rɪst] n.手腕 ankle [ˈæŋkl] n.脚踝

3. The clerk answered,"Sorry，no vacancies, but we have a manger out back. ”

这个职员回答：“抱歉，没有空房间了。但酒店后面有一个马槽。”

耶稣出生在马槽内，所以如果睡在马槽，或许他会有宾至如归的感觉。

clerk [klɑ:k] n.(饭店柜台）职员；店员

vacancy [ˈveɪkənsi] n. (饭店）空房间

manger [ˈmeɪndʒə(r)] n.(喂马等的）饲料槽

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