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103. Ronaldo and Messi
1. What's the difference between Spain and teabag?
西班牙和茶包有什么不同？
well, a teabag stays in a cup longer.
额，茶包在杯里待得久点。
2. The world up kicked off in Brazil this week, and like many Americans, I was glued to my TV watching something else.
这周世界杯在巴西开赛了，我想许多美国人一样守在电视机前看别的。
3. Why is Ronaldo always clean shaving?
为什么罗纳尔多脸总是刮得干干净净得？
Because he doesn't want to be Messi.
因为他不想成为梅西。
Notes:
1. kicked off 开球
2. Messi 音近“messy”，脏乱的。
