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107. My psycho neighour

1. My nineteen-year old daughter on her birthday handed me a book on rasing children and said,"Maybe you'll do better next time".

1. 我19岁的女孩在她生日那天递给我一本关于抚养孩子的书，并且说道：“也许下次你会做得好一些”。

2. Today I had to go to police station after my son got arrested for shop lifting. Fifteen packs of gum. He got way with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all, because he didn't like the flavor.

2. 今天我不得不去趟警察局,因为我的儿子在商店里偷了十五包口香糖。其实开始他是偷成了的，但是当他试着把它们还回去的时候被抓了，因为他发现那些不是他喜欢的口味。

3. Today my psycho neighour finished building a cannon, a honest god all wheels could be on a pirate ship cannon. And now he is testing it in a forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life to be honest.

3. 今天我那疯狂的邻居完成了他的大炮的建造，那可是一架带轮子的能直接装上海盗船的货真价实的大炮！现在，他正在我房子旁边的小树林里对他的大炮进行实地测试，说实话，我真得有点为我的生命担忧！

Notes:

1. shop lifting 商店偷窃的行为

2. got busted 被抓住

3. psycho 精神病患者，发疯的

4. cannon 大炮