地点：钱德勒公寓客厅
人物：钱德勒，乔伊
事件：钱德勒因为担心小鸡退回去之后被杀掉，就没有将乔伊之前买的小鸡退还；不仅如此，他还带回了一只鸭子。

Chandler: I know. See, yes. That's Jasmine Bleeth. She's a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.
Joey: Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Ohhh. Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
Chandler: I did! But the store wouldn't take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out? If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Jasmine!
Joey: Okay, good, good, good, 'cause, good, 'cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.
Chandler: Okay. And it's not just chicks y'know? It's all kinds of other animals!
Joey: That's horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
Chandler: Thanks, I'm glad you see it that way. Ohhh-hoo, funny story!