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Jon Z asks:
Jon Z问道：
"What is the meaning of life?"
“人生的意义是什么？”
Oh man. (sniffs) Hmm.
哦，天哪。（吸气）嗯。
That's a hard one.
这是个很难回答的问题。
It might just be pizza. Like, if you look deep into a slice of pizza, it's all there.
就像批萨一样。如果你仔细观察一块批萨，你会发现里面应有尽有。
The meaning of life is the Pop Tart Cat farting rainbows through space. That is something that will bring a smile to your face every time.
人生的意义就像彩虹猫穿越太空。无论何时那都会让你脸上浮现笑容。
Basically, survival. You just have to survive.
基本上来说，就是生存。你必须要活下去。
Happiness! That's a major key to success.
幸福！这是成功的关键。
To have fun and succeed.
享乐，成功。
Be wealthy, be successful in whatever you do.
无论你做什么，让自己获得成功，成为富人。
Just to do what you love to do and for the rest of your life.
一生都要做你热爱的事情。
The meaning of life is whatever you want your life to be.
人生的意义在于你想要什么样的生活。
Whatever you want it to be, Jon Z. Whatever you want it to be.
Jon Z，人生的意义在于你想要什么样的生活。你想要过怎样的生活。
Whatever you want it to mean. I know that sounds really stupid, but the meaning of life, to me, is gonna be totally different than the meaning of life to you.
要看你希望人生有什么意义。我知道这听起来非常蠢，不过我人生的意义和你人生的意义肯定完全不同。
The meaning of life is complete and total connection with other human beings.
人生的意义与其他人息息相关。
What makes you and other people around you feel good about themselves.
人生的意义就是让你和你周围的人都能自我感觉良好。
Doing something beyond ourselves and looking for the greater purpose and looking to do something to make all of humanity better, as opposed to just thinking about ourselves.
做超越自我的事情，追求更伟大的目标，去做能使所有人类更上一层楼的事情，而不是只想自己。
Whirlwhind666-ooh.
Whirlwhind666——哦。
"How do I stop having so much McDonald's?"
“我怎么能让自己不再吃那么多麦当劳？”
I actually couldn't tell you that 'cause I literally eat McDonald's every day. So if you can find out, tell me please.
我不能回答你的问题，因为我自己几乎每天都吃麦当劳。如果你能找到方法，请一定要告诉我。
Find it in yourself to be like, "Man, I gotta stop this and go try Taco Bell or Del Taco."
对自己说：“我不能再吃麦当劳了，去试试塔可钟或德尔塔可。”
In-N-Out, I mean, In-N-Out is better than McDonald's.
去吃进出汉堡吧，进出汉堡比麦当劳好吃。
Hit Jack in the Box, hit Burger King, and say, "Enough McDonald's!"
你可以去玩偶匣快餐店和汉堡王，“我吃够麦当劳了！”
Think about what they put in their food. That's it.
想一下他们的食物里都放了什么。就这样。
It's gross food. Just don't eat there.
那是垃圾食品。不要在那里吃了。
Stay away from the McDonald's place.
远离有麦当劳的地方。
Don't go into those Golden Arches. Don't let it whisk you in.
不要走进那些金色拱门。不要被诱惑。
My answer to you is maybe you just, I don't know, try a salad?
我的回答是，也许你可以尝试一下沙拉？
Go on the Whole30 diet, and if you can do that for 30 days, you can do anything.
进行30天节食计划，如果你能坚持30天，你就能做任何事。
Just go to the gym more and hopefully you won't eat it as much.
增加去健身房的时间，希望你能不再吃那么多麦当劳。
If you are interested in saving money, you'll realize that eating out at McDonald's is costing you more than if you were eating on your own.
如果你计划存钱，你就会意识到去吃麦当劳的花费多于你自己做饭吃的费用。
Every time you pass a McDonald's, punch yourself in the face really, really hard, and then what you'll do is you'll associated McDonald's with pain.
每次路过麦当劳时，就狠狠地打自己的脸，这样麦当劳就会和疼痛联系到一起。
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谢谢大家收看本期建议节目。
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大家再见。
Bye! Thanks for all the questions.
再见！谢谢大家提出的问题。
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