Dear 91-year-old, don't listen to other people's advice. Nobody knows what the hell they're doing. Signed, a 93-year old.
91岁的人,不要听别人的建议。没人知道自己在做什么。来自,一个93岁的人。
Just do your own thing. That's the way I see it.
做你自己的事情就好了。这就是我的观点。
The popular kids, they're so shallow. They like hashtags and pop culture, and it's like, I don't care. That's never going to be relevant in the future.
那些受欢迎的孩子都太肤浅了。他们喜欢标签和流行文化,表现出一副不在意的样子。在未来那些根本就毫无关联。
If your babysitter hates feet, do a handstand and then put your feet right in their face.
如果你的保姆讨厌脚的话,你就倒立着把脚放在他们面前。
Have you ever done that before?
你之前这样做过吗?
No, but I'm willing to.
没有,不过我很愿意这样做。
Dear 70-year-old, stay weird.
70岁的人,保持你的怪异。
Signed, a 72-year-old.
来自,一个72岁的人。
I think that went good.
我觉得还不错。