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Are you tired of messy sunscreen? Sick of that awful lotion odor?
厌倦了麻烦的防晒乳？对那难闻的乳液气味感到恶心？
Do you want to smell like fried chicken? But you're just not hungry?
你想闻起来像炸鸡？但你就是还不饿吗？
Introducing the KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen.
隆重介绍肯德基超爽脆防晒乳。
A real limited edition product that we're giving away for free.
免费赠送的真正限量版产品。
It works just like regular sunscreen, but it smells like fried chicken.
它的作用就和普通防晒乳没两样，不过它闻起来像炸鸡。
I'm a lot more popular now.
我现在变得更受欢迎。
I smell "tan" years younger.
我年轻了十岁。
Just get a whiff of this stuff!
快来闻闻这玩意!
My Extra Crispy Sunscreen doesn't just keep you smelling great;
我的超爽脆防晒乳不只让你维持香香；
it keeps you feeling delicious! Extra crispy delicious.
还让你感觉美味可口!极致酥脆美味。
KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen—it's real. And also, do not eat it.
肯德基超爽脆防晒乳－－系金 A。还有，别吞下肚。
Smells like chicken, tastes like sunscreen.
闻起来像咕咕鸡，吃起来像防晒乳。
Get your Extra Crispy Sunscreen now for free.
现在就免费获得你的超爽脆防晒乳。
It's definitely real and definitely not edible, so do not eat this. Available for a limited time only.
这绝对是真的，而且绝对不能吃，所以别吃啊。限时索取。
Extra crispy.
超爽脆。
