地点：酒店餐厅
人物：老友六人
事件：在拉斯维加斯，罗斯和瑞秋醉后结婚而不自知，朋友们发现后嘲笑他。

Ross: I—They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
罗斯：我……他们就不该在我们喝得那么醉的时候让我们结婚！
Joey: They let you get married when you're drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!
乔伊：他们当然让喝醉的人结婚啦，在拉斯维加斯结婚的大多数人都是醉醺醺的！
Phoebe: Hell, I'm drunk right now!What? I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation!
菲比：见鬼，我现在就喝醉了！怎么，我早上就不能来一杯“含羞草”？我在度假呢！
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
莫妮卡：你俩打算怎么办？
Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?
瑞秋：呃，我猜我们得去找个离婚律师。
Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one's free.
钱德勒：我觉得啊，我觉得罗斯已经有个离婚律师了。这次得免费吧？因为你都付了两次钱了，第三次应该不用花钱了。
Ross: Laugh it up, but the joke's on you. Because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We ,we're just gonna get an annulment.
罗斯：笑吧，不过得笑你自己。因为我们不用打离婚官司，我们只用废除注册就行了。
Joey: An annulment? Ross! I don't think surgery's the answer here.
乔伊：废掉？罗斯，我觉得手术可解决不了这个问题。
Phoebe: Oh–oh, that's your thing.
菲比：哦，哦，原来这是你的招牌啊。
Ross: What?
罗斯：什么？
Phoebe: Your thing. Y'know? You're the guy who gets divorced.
菲比：你的标签，懂吗？你就是离婚男。
All: Oh yeah!
所有人：对哦！